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So You Want to be a Chef
Chefs often question, warn, or even outright
discourage individuals from seeking to join their ranks. I believe this
emanates from the people frustrated with their dead-end, cubicle-trapped
jobs, plopped on their Sunday couches watching Emeril “bam” his way through
a couple dishes, and saying to themselves: “I could do that.” These
amateur cooks naively believe that there is a correlation between preparing
homemade or TV meals and the professional kitchen. Worse yet, they may have
stars in their eyes. My friend Claudia who teaches culinary journalism,
often comments about how the pupils in her class “all think they’re gonna be
the next Ruth Reichl.”
I don’t think it’s these individuals’ dreams per
se that ruffle the feathers of culinary professionals. Rather, I believe it
is their lack of appreciation for the incredible amount of difficulty that
lies ahead to even come within sight, if ever, of such aspirations. Even
people with no goals of stardom, who just wish to cook professionally, may
lack an appreciation for the disparity between their home kitchen and the
real world.
I am not here to discourage anybody. I am
simply going to give you the naked truth. You decide what to do with it.
Forget being a celebrity chef for the moment. If you just simply aspire to
be a professional chef, expect years of working 50+ hours a week, nights,
weekends and holidays, for limited pay, in high stress situations.
Still not discouraged? OK, let’s start at the
beginning. Should you attend culinary school? Well, it’s not absolutely
necessary. Experience is the ultimate teacher. But education coupled with
experience is even better. But here’s another point of contention with
professional chefs. They abhor people fresh out of school who think they
know it all. Learning about a dish and making it once or twice in school is
nothing compared to the person who’s done it 400 times. Although there’s a
cerebral component, learning how to cook requires the acquisition of
numerous physical skills. These skills can only be successfully achieved
from repeatedly performing them. Schooling will give you a good platform
from which to begin, and make you more hirable. But it is only the start.
Next, you won’t go from school to behind the
line making entrees. Oh no. You will do more than your share of “scut
work” first. Forget your homemade meatloaf and potatoes. Think standing on
your feet for hours on end filling raviolis, cleaning artichokes, peeling
boxes of asparagus, gutting 50 lobsters, etc., and being expected to perform
these monotonous, mechanistic chores with assembly line speed and accuracy.
Next you’ll probably move up to the garde
manger, (gahrd mahn-ZHAY), i.e., composing appetizers, soups, salads, shrimp
cocktails and other cold preparations. How long you remain here depends on
the restaurant and your skills. Eventually, if all goes well, you will be
groomed for working the line, i.e., cooking the main items. Some
restaurants divvy up the line positions by the type of cooking, (the sauté
cook, the grill cook, etc.), or by the type of food, (the meat cook, the
fish cook, etc.) Even though being a line cook is more prestigious, the
hours remain grueling and you are under even more pressure to get the food
out. Line cooks can work non-stop for hours during the height of service
with no chance for even a bathroom break.
If you’re good you’ll eventually become a sous
chef. This is the second in command, right under the executive chef. The
hours are still long, you’ll still sweat your you-know-what off working the
line, and now you have the added responsibility of policing everyone else in
the kitchen. Of course this position brings more prestige and money.
A sous chef’s ultimate goal is to become an
executive chef. Hard work, better than average ability, and sometimes a
little bit of luck are all needed to reach that plateau. Sometimes the
executive chef is also the owner, the ultimate goal in chefdom: owning your
own restaurant. But always remember, no matter where you are on the totem
pole in the restaurant business, it is never a nine to five proposition. It
is your life.
Of course there are other culinary occupations.
There are cooking school teachers, food stylists, caterers, and restaurant
consultants to name a few. But inevitably, these people have spent years
paying their dues in front of hot stoves when everybody else was out having
fun or being with their family. Or you could become, HA, a food writer.
You probably have a better chance of ending up on the Food Network than
being able to support yourself, (let alone a family), by food writing
alone. At the risk of sounding discouraging, the stars in people’s eyes are
ultimately the result of being beat over the head with reality. |
